Not for the faint of heart. Not for Grandma’s church brunch. These earrings bring the heat, the humor, and a heavy dose of WTF did they just say? energy. Laser-engraved on lightweight wood, they’re bold, hilarious, and guaranteed to start conversations (or at least raise eyebrows).
Perfect for rebels with a filthy sense of humor and zero apologies. Earrings are 1.5 inches.
 
🔥 Wild. Inappropriate. 100% Rustic Rebel.
 
🎨 Each Piece is One of a Kind Every item is made just for you, which means no two pieces are ever exactly alike. Slight variations in wood grain, paint, or engraving? That’s not a flaw—that’s character. Like a fingerprint, but cooler.
✨ Customization Comes Standard Want silver hardware instead of gold on your earrings or keychain? Done. Prefer your engraving on the back? Let us know. Everything but shirts and vinyl items can be engraved at no extra cost—because rebels deserve options.
🚫 No Returns on Engraved Items If it’s engraved, it’s yours. Forever. No backsies. That said, if we make a mistake (hey, it happens), we’ll fix it like the honest rebels we are.
⏳ Turnaround Time Most items ship within 5–7 business days. Custom or engraved pieces might take a bit longer because, well, perfection takes time. Need a rush? Hit us up. We'll try to make magic happen.