Vasectomies Prevent Abortions Keychain 
Say it louder for the people in the back. ✂️ Our Vasectomies Prevent Abortions keychain drops the truth with style and a little spice. Made from durable, engraved wood, this keychain is the perfect conversation starter, statement piece, or gift for your favorite ally. The size is 3.5 inches.
 
👀 P.S. Keep an eye out — our matching earrings! You know you want the full set.
🔥 Bold. Truth-telling. 100% Rustic Rebel.
 
🎨 Each Piece is One of a Kind Every item is made just for you, which means no two pieces are ever exactly alike. Slight variations in wood grain, paint, or engraving? That’s not a flaw—that’s character. Like a fingerprint, but cooler.
✨ Customization Comes Standard Want silver hardware instead of gold on your earrings or keychain? Done. Prefer your engraving on the back? Let us know. Everything but shirts and vinyl items can be engraved at no extra cost—because rebels deserve options.
🚫 No Returns on Engraved Items If it’s engraved, it’s yours. Forever. No backsies. That said, if we make a mistake (hey, it happens), we’ll fix it like the honest rebels we are.
⏳ Turnaround Time Most items ship within 5–7 business days. Custom or engraved pieces might take a bit longer because, well, perfection takes time. Need a rush? Hit us up. We'll try to make magic happen.