Because balance is everything. 😉 Our Stay Calm, Get Kinky earrings feature a laser-engraved message inside a sleek oval shape — a playful reminder to keep your cool and unleash your wild side. Made from lightweight wood, almost 2 inches long, and finished with gold hardware for that extra touch of classy chaos.
 
Perfect for the calm on the outside, spicy on the inside type.
 
🔥 Smooth. Saucy. 100% Rustic Rebel.
 
🎨 Each Piece is One of a Kind Every item is made just for you, which means no two pieces are ever exactly alike. Slight variations in wood grain, paint, or engraving? That’s not a flaw—that’s character. Like a fingerprint, but cooler.
✨ Customization Comes Standard Want silver hardware instead of gold on your earrings or keychain? Done. Prefer your engraving on the back? Let us know. Everything but shirts and vinyl items can be engraved at no extra cost—because rebels deserve options.
🚫 No Returns on Engraved Items If it’s engraved, it’s yours. Forever. No backsies. That said, if we make a mistake (hey, it happens), we’ll fix it like the honest rebels we are.
⏳ Turnaround Time Most items ship within 5–7 business days. Custom or engraved pieces might take a bit longer because, well, perfection takes time. Need a rush? Hit us up. We'll try to make magic happen.