Say it with style—and just a little shock. 😏 One earring says “Mother”, the other says “F*cker”—because sometimes, balance is profanity and love. Laser-engraved on lightweight wood with silver hardware and available in two sizes:
— 1.5 inches for low-key sass
— 3 inches for full-volume chaos
 
Perfect for rebels with a sharp tongue and a wicked sense of humor.
 
🔥 Spicy. Unfiltered. 100% Rustic Rebel.
 
🎨 Each Piece is One of a Kind Every item is made just for you, which means no two pieces are ever exactly alike. Slight variations in wood grain, paint, or engraving? That’s not a flaw—that’s character. Like a fingerprint, but cooler.
✨ Customization Comes Standard Want silver hardware instead of gold on your earrings or keychain? Done. Prefer your engraving on the back? Let us know. Everything but shirts and vinyl items can be engraved at no extra cost—because rebels deserve options.
🚫 No Returns on Engraved Items If it’s engraved, it’s yours. Forever. No backsies. That said, if we make a mistake (hey, it happens), we’ll fix it like the honest rebels we are.
⏳ Turnaround Time Most items ship within 5–7 business days. Custom or engraved pieces might take a bit longer because, well, perfection takes time. Need a rush? Hit us up. We'll try to make magic happen.