Sometimes, two little words say it best. 😏 Our Fuck Off Earrings are laser-engraved on lightweight wood with silver hardware and come in two sizes to match your mood:
— 1.5 inches for a low-key warning
— 3 inches when you want the message loud and clear
 
Perfect for boundary-setters, sass-throwers, and anyone who’s fresh out of patience (but never out of style).
 
🔥 Blunt. Bold. 100% Rustic Rebel.
 
🎨 Each Piece is One of a Kind Every item is made just for you, which means no two pieces are ever exactly alike. Slight variations in wood grain, paint, or engraving? That’s not a flaw—that’s character. Like a fingerprint, but cooler.
✨ Customization Comes Standard Want silver hardware instead of gold on your earrings or keychain? Done. Prefer your engraving on the back? Let us know. Everything but shirts and vinyl items can be engraved at no extra cost—because rebels deserve options.
🚫 No Returns on Engraved Items If it’s engraved, it’s yours. Forever. No backsies. That said, if we make a mistake (hey, it happens), we’ll fix it like the honest rebels we are.
⏳ Turnaround Time Most items ship within 5–7 business days. Custom or engraved pieces might take a bit longer because, well, perfection takes time. Need a rush? Hit us up. We'll try to make magic happen.