Own it, babe. 🖕 Our "I’m Just an Awkward, Foul-Mouthed Fcking Delight"* hanger is laser-engraved on natural wood, strung with rustic twine and three raw wood beads, and made for the beautifully unfiltered humans among us.
Perfect for the hot mess with a heart of gold who can’t help but speak their mind — loudly, awkwardly, and with a whole lot of charm.
🔥 Hilarious. Honest. 100% Rustic Rebel.
 
🎨 Each Piece is One of a Kind Every item is made just for you, which means no two pieces are ever exactly alike. Slight variations in wood grain, paint, or engraving? That’s not a flaw—that’s character. Like a fingerprint, but cooler.
 
✨ Customization Comes Standard Want silver hardware instead of gold on your earrings or keychain? Done. Prefer your engraving on the back? Let us know. Everything but shirts and vinyl items can be engraved at no extra cost—because rebels deserve options.
 
🚫 No Returns on Engraved Items If it’s engraved, it’s yours. Forever. No backsies. That said, if we make a mistake (hey, it happens), we’ll fix it like the honest rebels we are.
 
⏳ Turnaround Time Most items ship within 5–7 business days. Custom or engraved pieces might take a bit longer because, well, perfection takes time. Need a rush? Hit us up. We'll try to make magic happen.