Set the tone before the engine even starts. 🖕 Our Abso-Fcking-Lutely Not* rearview mirror hanger is laser-engraved on natural wood and strung with rustic twine and three raw wood beads — because even your car deserves a little attitude.
 
Whether it's for the people behind you, or just your own mental state, this is your daily reminder to keep boundaries firm and f*cks minimal.
 
🔥 Savage. Stylish. 100% Rustic Rebel.
 
🎨 Each Piece is One of a Kind Every item is made just for you, which means no two pieces are ever exactly alike. Slight variations in wood grain, paint, or engraving? That’s not a flaw—that’s character. Like a fingerprint, but cooler.
 
✨ Customization Comes Standard Want silver hardware instead of gold on your earrings or keychain? Done. Prefer your engraving on the back? Let us know. Everything but shirts and vinyl items can be engraved at no extra cost—because rebels deserve options.
 
🚫 No Returns on Engraved Items If it’s engraved, it’s yours. Forever. No backsies. That said, if we make a mistake (hey, it happens), we’ll fix it like the honest rebels we are.
 
⏳ Turnaround Time Most items ship within 5–7 business days. Custom or engraved pieces might take a bit longer because, well, perfection takes time. Need a rush? Hit us up. We'll try to make magic happen.